• Important Stuff
  • Critical Information
  • Highly Sensitive Material
  • Not all that useful
    1. A simple stare of iciness should suffice in most instances
    2. A cold bow discourages familiarity without offering insult
    3. As a last resort: "Sir, I have not the honor of your acquaintance
    Your Majesty
    To the King or Queen
    Your Royal Highness
    To the monarch's spouse, children, and siblings
    Your Highness
    To nephews, nieces, and cousings of the sovereign

    Vertabrates

    • Fish
      • Barramundi
      • Kissing Gourami
      • Mummichog
    • Amphibians
      • Anura
        • Goliath Frog
        • Poison Dart Frog
        • Purple Frog
      • Caudata
        • Hellbender
        • Mudpuppy
    • Reptiles
      • Nile Crocodile
      • King Cobra
      • Common Snapping Turtle

    Baseball Standings

    Teams W L GB
    Los Angeles Angels 62 38 --
    Houston Astros 56 44 6
    Texas Rangers 54 46 8
    Seattle Mariners 51 49 11
    Oakland Athletics 46 54 16

    Things to Fear

    Description Size Weight Speed
    .38 Special .38 Special Five-inch barrel. 20 oz. Six rounds in four seconds.
    Rhinoceros Rhinoceros Twelve feet, horn to tail. 2 tons Thirty-five miles per hour in bursts.
    Broad Axe Broad Axe Thirty-inch blade. 12 lbs. Sixty miles per hour on impact